What those words on yearly performance reviews REALLY mean



1. OUTGOING PERSONALITY - alwasy going out of the office

2. GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS - able to bullshit

3. GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS - spends lots of time on phone

4. WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY - too ugly to get a date

5. ACTIVE SOCIALLY - drinks a lot

6. INDEPENDENT WORKER - nobody knows what he/she does

7. QUICK THINKING - offers plausible excuses

8. CAREFUR THINKER - won't make a decision

9. USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS - gets someone else to do it

10. EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL - speaks english

11. METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL - a nit picker

12. HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES - is tall or has a louder voice

13. EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT - lucky

14. KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR - knows a lot of dirty jokes

15. CAREER MINDED - back stabber

16. LOYAL - can't get a job anywhere else

17. PLANS FOR PROMOTION / ADVANCEMENT - buys drinks for all the boys

18. OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION - gets to work on time

19. RELAXED ATTITUDE - sleeps at desk